Pranks a Lot (Genderbent)

Lane - Here we are Loni. Prank Emporium. The finest prank novelty store in all of Royal Woods. All the prank experts such as yours truly shop here. And this is where I got my can of jelly beans gag!

Loni - Oh yay! Jelly Beans!

Lane - Wait, Loni! It's a trap, remember?

Loni - Nice try, but I'm not falling for that again! I'm gonna have some delicious Jelly Beans!

(Loni proceeds to open the can, but a bunch of springs come flying out, scattering all over the ground.)

Loni - Where's my Jelly Beans?

Lane - *laughs* It gets funnier every time! Let's go inside to take a look around. (heads inside Prank Emporium)

Loni - *sad voice* Jelly Beans…?

(Inside of Prank Emporium)

Lane - *smells the air* Ahh… I love the smell of fresh novelty. Pranks, Gags and Gross Out items are the best things I've ever seen! Isn't this the best store I've said it would be, Loni?

Loni - Oh boy! Jelly Beans!

(Springs are flying out all over the Isle)

Loni - Dang it! Not again!

Lane - *laughs*

Prank Emporium Owner - Good to see ya, Lane! How's my #1 customer?

Lane - All good. This is my older brother, Loni. He wants to be a prankster too.

Prank Emporium Owner - Nice to meet you, lad.

(Loni shakes hand with Prank Emporium Owner, but gets shocked)

Loni - AAH!!!

Prank Emporium Owner - Ha ha! That's your first lesson there, brother! The classic joy buzzer!

Loni - I don't get it.

Prank Emporium Owner - You don't have to get it! The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.

Lane - You see Loni, He is the master here. I learned every bit of pranking from him. Alrighty sir, let's see what you got this week.

Prank Emporium Owner - This just came in this morning. *to Loni* Here's some gum.

(Loni takes the gum and chews it, then it explodes)

Loni - AAH!!!

Prank Emporium Owner - Ha Ha! Explosive Bubble Gum! Only $9.95!

Loni - I don't get it.

Lane - What can I get for $5?

Prank Emporium Owner - Well $5 can get you this fake $5 bill. Just fool your friends into thinking you got $5.

Lane - What else do you got?

Prank Emporium Owner - Whoopee Cushion?

Lane - Nah, I got plenty of those.

Prank Emporium Owner - Fake dog poop!

Lane - No.

Prank Emporium Owner - REAL dog poop?

Lane - Ew! Don't you have anything good?

Prank Emporium Owner - Well… There is one thing I saved up for the top of the line prankster! Invisible Spray!

(The Invisible Spray)

Lane - Wow!

Loni - But I can still see it.

Lane - Just think of all of the awesome pranks we can do with this! I'll take it!

Prank Emporium Owner - *receives $5 from Lane* Good choice. Now be careful with that stuff! It stains clothes!

Lane - Thanks!

(Later…)

Lane - Here it is, Loni. Invisible Spray.

Loni - I wonder what kind of funny prank we're gonna do with it.

Lane - I Pink I have a Green Idea! *laughs* Get it? But seriously, I have an Idea! We'll just spray the park bench and then sit on it! And when people walk by, they'll be thinking we're floating in mid air!

(Imagines everyone in awe seeing Lane and Loni floating in mid air)

Girl #1 - They're floating in mid air!

Boy #1 - How are they doing that?!

(Back to reality)

Loni - That's an awesome idea!

Lane - Sweet! Welp, let's get a Moooove on! *laughs*

[Loni takes off his clothes with his underpants on.]

Loni: Okay, I'm ready.

[Loni drops his clothes on the ground.]

Lane: Any particular reason you took your clothes off?

Loni: Well this stuff stains clothes, right?

Lane: Right you are, Loni. [Lane dresses down to his underpants as well] Alright, now give me the can.

Loni - Well since it was my idea to spray the park bench, I think I should spray it myself.

Lane - Loni, spraying the bench is MY idea!

Loni - Well I said it was a good idea!

Lane - Just hand it over!

(Lane & Loni fights over the Invisible Spray, then accidentally sprays their clothes, making them invisible.)

Loni - Hey! It really DOES work!

(Tour Bus Arrives)

Bus Driver - And on your right, you see two boys in underpants fighting over a can of paint!

(Everyone in the tour bus laughs as it drives off)

Lane - AAH! Loni, help me find our clothes!

(Loni sprays Lane’s hand, making it invisible)

Loni - Ha! Sure Lane! I'll give you a HAND! *laughs*

Lane - AAH!! Righty! Where are you?! No one messes with Righty and gets away with it! *takes the can from Loni* We'll see how YOU like it!

(Lane sprays at Loni's stomach, which is now invisible)

Lane - Kinda gives you that EMPTY feeling, doesn't it?

Loni - *takes the can from Lane* Yeah! *sprays at Lane's eye* I SEE what you mean! *laughs*

Lane - Hmph! *takes the can from Loni and sprays at Loni's crotch* No guts, no glory! *laughs*

(Several Bad Puns Later…)

Loni - (invisible) *sprays the now empty can* Oh no! I think we ran out of Invisible Spray!

Lane - (invisible) *swipes the empty can from Loni* What?! How did THAT happen?! How will we ever pull off the ultimate gag now?! Oh thanks a bunch, Loni! You used the last bit! *throws the can away* Welp, that's $5 I'll never get back…

Loni - (invisible) Hey, I found our clothes! *RIP!*

Loni - (invisible) Oops. Sorry, I think this is yours.

Lane - (invisible) Forget it, Loni. Let's just go home and take a bath.

Loni - (invisible) Hey Lane, do you know what time it is?

Lane - (invisible) Yeah, sure it's… Half Past Invisible!

Loni - (invisible) Geez, no need to be rude about it.

Lane - (invisible) Sorry, I'm just bummed.

Loni - (invisible) It's alright. I'm sad too.

Lane - (invisible) Let's ask this guy. Excuse me madame, do you know the time?

Business Woman - *checks his watch* It's ten to three.

Lane - (invisible) Thanks.

Business Woman - Don't mention it.

Loni - (invisible) Don't mention what?

Business Woman - Who said that?

Loni - (invisible) Me.

Business Woman - AAH! GHOST!! *eyeballs pop out of her head and runs off*

Eyeballs - AAH!! *jumps into car and drives off*

Loni - (invisible) Hey! I'm not a ghost! And how come those eyeballs know how to drive? That's just insulting!

Lane - (invisible) Wait a second… I might have a new idea this time! OK, so we're invisible, right?

Loni - (invisible) Yeah?

Lane - (invisible) So I’m thinking we can just go around pretending to be ghosts and scare everyone in Royal Woods! It'll be our best prank yet!

Loni & Lane - (invisible) Yeah! High Five! *High Five!*

Lane - (invisible) Let's scare us some suckers!

(At Santiago's House, Bebe is reading a book in her room. Suddenly, noises came from outside.)

Bebe - Huh? *gets up and looks outside of her yard. No one is there* That's weird. I thought I heard something. Wait… I could've sworn I put my water bottle on the table. And didn't I toss out my old lamp yesterday? And since when did I acquire all of these portraits of Loni?!

Loni & Lane - (covered in sheets) *moaning* We're ghosts! *moaning*

Bebe - … Ha ha. Nice try, Loni. I know that's you and Lane. Joke's over. *removes the sheets and sees nothing* Wha… It IS ghosts! AAH!!! *bursts open the front door, then hops into her car and drives off*

Loni & Lane - (invisible) *laughing*

Lane - (invisible) You should've seen the look on her face!

Loni - (invisible) Who should be our next victim?

Lane - (invisible) The better question is, who isn't?

(At Mr. Johnson's House)

Mr. Johnson - Ooh! Strawberry Cheesecake! You shall be mine!

(But then, Mr. Johnson's cake gets eaten by Loni & Lane, who is invisible.)

Mr. Johnson - Ghosts! AAH! *jumps out of the window and runs off*

(At Mrs. Grouse's House)

Mrs. Grouse - Here's some fresh water, my beautiful Plants!

(A hose comes up to Mrs. Grouse, then sprays her in the face)

Lane - (Invisible) *spooky laughter*

Mrs. Grouse - GHOSTS!! *runs away*

(At the beach)

Loni & Lane - (invisible) *spooky tone* Cowabunga!

Robbie Andy - Ghosts! Whoa! *falls off the board*

Beck - Ghost!

Lila - Ghost!

Flo - Ghost!!

Boy Jordan - Ghost!

Ruby - Toast!

Mop Mop - Ghost!

(4 hours of Haunting Later…)

Lane - (invisible) *laughs* Look at this Loni! Everyone in Royal Woods thinks we're ghosts!

Loni - (invisible) *holding the newspaper upside down* Yeah!

Lane - (invisible) Now all we have to do is prank our siblings, and we'll have pranked everyone in Royal Woods!

Loni - (invisible) But Loki, Luke & Lynn have watched “ARGGH” They're professional ghost hunters. Plus they're not afraid of ghosts.

Lane - (invisible) We'll just see about that!

(At the Louds Residence in the Living Room)

Lexx - I don't like this… Mom and Dad aren't even home and there are ghosts on the loose!

Leif - Maybe it got to them and possessed their bodies!

Lexx - AAH! Don't say that!

Linka - Calm down, you two! Mom and Dad are fine. But, because of this whole “ghost business” they are staying in the hotel for the night.

Claire - Bad news, guys! Lane and Loni STILL hasn't returned home yet!

Leif - Maybe the ghost-

Lexx - Leif! Stop it! This isn't funny!

Leif - OK Fine! I won't say it!

Linka - Levi, please tell me you found something.

Levi - According to my scanners, it would appear that Loni's cell phone signal is not appearing on the radar. Neither is Lane's.

Lars - Great. We're doomed.

Loki - Guys, don't worry. I'm sure they'll turn up soon.

Luke - But right now, we have bigger issues to deal with! These ghosts can come to this house any minute now, but luckily, we've been preparing for this moment!

Levi - This should be good.

Loki - Me, Luke and Lynn have made ghost armor for everyone, which includes night vision goggles, a walkie talkie, and a net.

Lynn - I made this special armor for you Claire. I know lemon yellow is your favorite color.

Claire - Aww! Thanks, Lynn. *rubs Lynn's head and takes the armor*

Loki - Everyone suited up? Great! Now remember, stay calm and don't let the ghost intimidate you!

All - Yes sir!

Loki - Good luck everyone! Now move out!

(Suddenly the lights switch off. Then moaning sounds appear)

Claire - They're here, guys…!

Linka - But I can't see them!

Loni & Lane - (invisible) *spooky tone* Louds! We're here to haunt yooooou!

Lars - How do they know our names?

(Moaning still continues)

Luke - We don't want any trouble!

Lynn - Just leave us be or else we will use force!

(Something grabs Luke & Lynn then drags her out of the house)

Luke & Lynn - AAH!!!

Loki - Luke!! Lynn!!

(The door slams shut on its own)

All: …

Leif - Are they gone?

Loni & Lane - (invisible) Boo!

All - AAAAAHHH!!!

Lexx - I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!

Leif - Don't leave us behind!!

(Lexx & Leif heads for Lexx's prince car, but when they get in, the engine won't start.)

Leif - What's the hold up?!

Lexx - It won't start!

Leif - There's no engine!

Lane - (invisible) *spooky tone* That's because I removed the engine! HA HA HA!!!

Lexx & Leif - AAH!!! *runs out of his prince car*

(Lars, Linka & Claire are hiding in the basement)

Lars - As long as we stay quiet, the ghost won't find us here.

Claire - *sniffs* Uh oh… Ahh… Ahh…

Linka- Hup! *covers Claire's nose*

Claire- *sighs*

Linka - That was close… *uncovers Claire's nose*

Claire - AH CHOO!!

Loni - (invisible) *spooky tone* Found you!

Lars, Linka & Claire - AAH!!! *runs out of the basement*

(Levi & Leon are hiding in their rooms)

Leon - Scawy...

Levi - Fear not, young brother. With the state of the art anti ghost security I designed, there's no chance those pesky ghost will gain entrance.

(The windows open up…)

Lane - (invisible) *spooky tone* You forgot the windows!

Levi - Dang it.

(Levi takes Leon & runs out of the house towards her bunker located in the backyard)

Levi - *uses the walkie talkie* Louds! Come in! Scatter your keisters into the bunker located behind the bushes in our backyard!

(The brothers heads towards Levi's bunker in the backyard. But Loki is still in the house.)

Loki - *uses the walkie talkie, scared tone* Levi, you're breaking up! Say that again!

Levi - Head- *static* Bunk- *static* located in- *static*

(Loki’s walkie talkie dies.)

Loki - *scared tone* Levi? Levi?! Anyone?! Dang it! *to the viewers* Looks like I'm on my own.

Lane - (invisible) *spooky tone* You have us!

Loki - AAH!! *runs to her room, but the door is locked* Dang it! Locked! *runs downstairs to the front door, but it's also locked* Seriously?! *runs to the kitchen back door, but it's also locked.* Gah! I'm trapped!

Loni & Lane - (invisible) *spooky tone* There's nowhere to run, Loki!

Loki - *scared* Please! Don't possess my soul! Just leave me alone! *crying*

Loni - (invisible) *worried* Oh… Poor Loki. Maybe we should stop.

Lane - (invisible) Not yet, Loni. I got one last idea… *to Loki in a spooky voice* It's time to pay, Loki!

Loki - *scared* Wha… What do you mean?

Lane - (invisible) *spooky tone* Paaaay!! *holds up his putter*

Loki - No…!

Lane - (invisible) *spooky voice* PAAAAY!!! *lights up a fire under his putter*

Loki - NOOO!!! DON'T BURN MY PUTTER!!!

(Loki takes a pail of water and extinguished the fire. Seconds later, Lane & Loni are no longer invisible)

Loni & Lane - *laughing*

Loki - What the…? *angry* Loni? Lane?!

Lane - *spooky voice* We do not know the names you speak of!

Loni - *whispers* Uh Lane? We're visible again.

Lane - Huh? *looks at herself realizing him and Loni are no longer invisible*

Loni & Lane - AAH!!!

(Lane & Loni tries to run, but Loki immediately catches them)

Loki - *angry* So, you're the so called “Royal Woods Ghosts”?!

Lane - *crying* We're really sorry, Loki! Please don't tell Mom and Dad about this!

Loki - *calm now* Relax. I'm not gonna tell on you two.

Lane - Wait… *sniffs* You're not?

Loki - No way. I mean, it WAS only a prank, right? We could always use a good laugh every now and then. And I'll have to admit, you sure got me good! *laughs*

Loni & Lane - *laughs weakly*

Loki - *stops laughing* Uh… Weird question, but any particular reason why you two are wearing underpants?

Lane - Oh, the invisible paint stains clothes, so we used our underpants instead.

Loki - Oh, I guess that makes sense. Maybe you should hurry upstairs and freshen yourselves up before anyone sees you through the window.

Lane - Oh yeah! I'd die of embarrassment if THAT ever happens!

Loni - Me too!

Loki - I'll go find Claire and my siblings to let them know everything is under control now.

Lane - OK. Oh, and Loki? Thanks for being a good sport. *hugs Loki*

Loni - Sorry if we scared you too much. *hugs Loki*

Loki - *blushes* Aw, don't mention it. *hugs Lane & Loni.*

(Loki heads to the backyard, while Lane & Loni heads to the living room)

Lane - Our big brother always looks out for us.

Loni - What a sweet boy.

(The spotlight suddenly appears and points at Lane & Loni)

Loki - Ladies and Gentleman! Give it up for the live underpants stained brothers! Starring the “Royal Woods Ghosts”!

(Everyone in town applauses and takes snapshots of Lane & Loni)

Loni & Lane - *embarrassed & scared* AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!!

Loud Brothers - *laughs*

Bebe - *whistles*

Linka and Claire - *laughs*

Lane - Loni?!

Loni - Yeah?!

Lane - *crying* We should've brought the fake dog poop or the whoopee cushion!!

(The End)